When I was in school pizza was pizza. But in comparison Pluto was also a planet.
Now, Congress has declared pizza a vegetable and Pluto is no longer a planet. It’s crazy how things change.
Well, technically Congress didn’t declare pizza a vegetable. What Congress did was say the amount of tomato paste used on a slice of pizza could be declared as one serving of vegetable. And I thought tomatoes were classified as fruit on the nutritional chart.